And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep. If you need to cry I will not wipe your tears away because you are only human and sometimes tears are as close to laughter as you can get and that’s okay. If you get sleepy I will let you drool on my arm and I won’t laugh at you if you snore too loud. If you need to yell so hard that your voice cracks and your knees fail I will hold you up and yell with you. If you get so angry you punch your hands red I will ice your knuckles and tell you that wounds heal both inside and out, and just like the cold that is harsh and burning, I will always be the warmth to soothe you and make you feel better. I will love you.

— lntroduction (via timid)
theyoungandwreckless:

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.


Jesus Christ

Anonymous asked: what are some popular games in Australia?

australian-government:

underage drinking 

alltime-fallout:

rlmjob:

unclefather:

I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? 

your kik

haha and then what? ;)

octobore:

wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore

residentevil2:

Life sometimes

Sunshine all the time makes a desert

Arab proverb

These simple words are so profound & thought provoking.

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